... I've sent Ooman out for more milk. Whilst she's gone, I thought I'd introduce myself.
I'm Felix and I am a criminal genius. The genius part is that, being feline, I am outside of the law. I also have impeccable taste, hence the blog title. I have one son who is tragically lacking in intelligence and one human who is at my beck and call. Speaking of which, she'll be back soon and I need to sharpen these claws on the sofa while she's not looking. More soon.