Ooman's good to have a snooze on,
Chase some toys around the room, or
Share the duvet until noon and
Build a pillow lair.
Kibbles cometh from the Ooman
And in the evening there is room on
Ooman's lap to sit and groom and
Cover her in hair.
So if you have a needy Ooman
Or you feel you need your Ooman
Do be sure to knead your Ooman
To show her that you care.