Affection

Ooman's good to have a snooze on,
Chase some toys around the room, or
Share the duvet until noon and
Build a pillow lair.

Kibbles cometh from the Ooman
And in the evening there is room on
Ooman's lap to sit and groom and
Cover her in hair.

So if you have a needy Ooman
Or you feel you need your Ooman
Do be sure to knead your Ooman
To show her that you care.

Resolutions

I will find a way of opening the fridge door.

I will spend more time snoozing under the radiator in the hallway.

I will try remember to use the scratching post, rather than the sofa.